We begin our journey with what appears to be some adult male twins, and I know that all children eventually turn into adults, but adult twins are strange. It’s just weird for there to be two of someone, and I don’t care what anyone says. I once ran into identical adult male triplets in a dorm stairwell, and it was the biggest trip of my life.
Anyway, accompanied by a non-twin friend, the boys took to USC’s campus on Bid Day, and recreated the “Running of the Bulls” — nay, the “Running of the Bitches” — complete with red flags, because we’re a bunch of animals.
I die..