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Sorority Discusses Members Being Peed On In Private Facebook Post

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My favorite kinds of girls are the kinds of girls who do not give a hoot. When I was in college, I sent out an email to my chapter, in which I addressed them as “slamwhores,” and told them I’d be renting a limousine an ambulance for the night, because there would absolutely be some alcohol-induced hospitalizations. If that had leaked, I probably would have been burned at the stake, but you know…in the privacy of my own 160-person listserv, I was a riot. The queen of comedy. I’d be getting texts about how hilar I was for hours.

Things just aren’t the same now as they were in my day. People get all bent out of shape, which is why I’ve elected not to tell you the name of the sorority that left this TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME post in their private Facebook group.

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Love the public callout on the friend that got peed on. I’d bid her.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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