I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say that there’s literally nothing worse than being in the middle of some sexy time when the wrong song comes up next on your playlist. Try taking your shirt off when your music abruptly shifts from Usher to “Backstreet’s Back.” Actually, you really don’t have to try it yourself — you can just take my word for it that leaving your iTunes on shuffle while getting naked is probably just a giant mistake waiting to happen.
Luckily, Spotify just fixed all of our no-pants-dance music problems by releasing a list of the top sex songs of all time. Some genius over at Spotify looked through every sex songs playlist, found a list of the most-streamed songs from them, and put them into one convenient package just for you. From Drake to Kendrick Lamar to, well, more Drake, Spotify has you covered this Valentine’s Day weekend. I have the playlist below for your listening pleasure, but in case you want to build your own, I also have the list of the top 10 sexy time songs of all time listed for you here so you can pick and choose just exactly what you want to try not to get pregnant to this weekend.
1. “Don’t” – Bryson Tiller
2. “Marvins Room” – Drake
3. “The Morning” – The Weekend
4. “Or Nah” (featuring the Weeknd, Wiz Khalifa and DJ Mustard) – Ty Dolla $ign
5. “Lotus Flower Bomb” (featuring Miguel) – Wale
6. “L$D” – A$AP Rocky
7. “Crew Love”– Drake
8. “Sorry” – Rick Ross
9. “Swimming Pools” (Drank) – Kendrick Lamar
10. “Love Yourz” – J. Cole
Happy sexing!.
[via Businessinsider]
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