Spring Break Is Coming, Let The Diets Commence

The thing about spring break is that if you’re not doing it right, you’re doing it very, very wrong, so let’s cut straight to the point: TFM is hosting Spring Break In Cancun this year — and it’s going to be fucking awesome. Partnering with one of the world’s premiere travel companies, Invasion, this is sure to be the best seven days you probably won’t remember. Stop wasting your time with questionable travel agents, time-wasting Google searches, or that “kid who knows a kid who knows a guy who has a house in Florida.” It’s not worth it. Spring break is not a time for risk, it is a time for reward. And this is sure to be full of rewards — and likely one long, miserable hangover. But hey, you only get four of these (five if you’re lucky), so go big or go home, ammirite?

Attending the TFM Spring Break is sure to go down as one of the best decisions of your college career. What could be better than hanging out with fellow Greeks from all over this beautiful country of ours? I’ll tell you what could be better: hanging out with them in Cancun. So don’t be a loser. Sign up today.

Packages are All-Inclusive, meaning that room, food, drink, and alcohol are all included. The resort houses over ten restaurants which are all available to you — for free. Additionally, you’ll have full access to the hotel’s gym and golf courses. While teeing off may be more of a TFM, meeting your future husband on a golf course in Cancun is as TSM as you could ever get. Ladies, practice your swing and pack accordingly.

In addition to the beach parties and resort bars, you’ll have access to Cancun hot spots such as Coco Bongo and Señor Frogs. As someone who spent six glorious days in Cancun at the ripe old age of nineteen, this is something that you don’t want to miss out on. Spending a week partying with fellow Greeks on a beach in Mexico? It’s a TSM.