Stop Spending Money On Chokers Because This Chick Wore A Friggin’ Shoelace And Fooled Everyone


Honestly, chokers are a godsend. I don’t always buy into dumb fashion trends, but these babies look so. damn. good. Your outfit doesn’t even have to be that bomb if you’re wearing a choker. It’s more than a statement piece; it’s the accessory we need to keep around, forever. I say we just freeze time and carry on current day fashion trends for the rest of our lives, because I can’t imagine how it could get any better than this.

“But they’re kind of pricy, and I’m broke as shit.” Same, girl, same. But don’t worry, because Oklahoma student Katie Rosebrook is here to present us with the most mindless, yet genius hack yet.

Tricky bitch. Am I the only one who feels like they flushed tons of cash down the drain? I can list fifteen pairs of lace shoes I own that I do not give a shit about. But apparently shoe laces aren’t the only thing you can use to improvise.

I’m feeling very attacked by Forever 21 right now, because I’ve dropped a solid $50 on chokers in said establishment. I wish one of the salespeople had the balls to tell me I’m wasting my dough. We sorority women are better than that–what’s the point of learning how to craft if we can’t save a few bucks on accessories?

[via BuzzFeed]

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to

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