Have we finally hit the point of over-saturation of pumpkin spice-related products in the market? First, Starbucks released the Pumpkin Spice Latte early, then we heartbreakingly learned that there’s no actual pumpkin ANYTHING in a PSL, and now there’s everything from pumpkin spice peanut butter to pumpkin spice Greek yogurt, and even pumpkin spice condoms (not).
However, I suppose one more pumpkin spice product wouldn’t hurt, but it would have to be a big one. It would have to be the pumpkin spice product to put all others to shame. Fortunately, the god of betches heard our prayer and has now given us (drumroll, please) pumpkin spice vodka.
YASSSSS. Yoncé be praised, we can now cut out the middleman of spiking our PSLs from Starbucks and just get blasted on all the fall-flavored deliciousness, thanks to the good folks at Burnett’s Vodka, who have been giving us “quality” bottom-shelf vodka for mixers, socials, date functions, and formals for many, many years that we can barely remember.
According to the Burnett’s website, “with its nutmeg, cloves, star anise, cinnamon and sweet pumpkin flavor, Burnett’s Pumpkin Spice Vodka is literally like drinking a pumpkin pie. A pumpkin pie that you did not have to bake.”
See, the people at Burnett’s are betches just like we are–I mean, they even don’t use the word “literally” correctly. It’s like they just get us, you know?
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO OUT AND GET EVERY BOTTLE RIGHT NOW. RUN. BUY 10 CASES. RENT A TRUCK. You never know how much pumpkin spice vodka you’ll need.