Taco Bell Gods Finally Answer Our Prayers, Launch Delivery Service

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Taco Bell is the patron saint of the drunchies, those late night cravings for horrible, fattening foods you would never eat if you weren’t buzzed on wine coolers and Fireball. They know their target market is drunk college kids, and they sure know how to please us. First, they started serving alcohol, and now they’re rolling out a delivery service in select cities. So there really is a God.

Taco Bell has partnered with DoorDash to bring you all the Crunchwraps you want, and the best part is it only costs $3.99 per delivery. There’s no minimum order, so go ahead and tell yourself you will just order one taco, even though we both know that’s a lie because drunk you has no hard limits on how many tacos you can eat. Delivery takes about 40 minutes, which might seem like a long time to wait for Taco Bell, but trust me, it’s worth it.

As of right now, the delivery service is only in Los Angeles, Orange County, the San Francisco Bay Area and Dallas, but they definitely plan on expanding.

Taco Bell, why are you so good to me? As if they need a reason, a spokesperson for the fast food chain says they are expanding into the delivery market because of our own laziness. Millennials want what we want when we want it, and with all the delivery services already in the market, Taco Bell had to step up if they wanted to keep our business.

From Taco Bell

“Taco Bell has always been about value and convenience, and we believe delivery is the next step in catering to today’s on-demand culture that’s driving consumer behavior.”

We are not worthy.

[via USA Today]

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Cristina Montemayor

Cristina is a Grandex Writer and Content Manager. She was an intern for over two years before she graduated a semester early to write about college full time, which makes absolutely no sense. She regretfully considers herself a Carrie, but is first and foremost a Rory. She tends to draw strong reactions from people. They are occasionally positive. You can find her in a bar as you're bending down to tie your shoes, drinking Dos XX and drunk crying to Elton John. Email her: (not .com).

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