Everyone knows that Target runs are a hazard to your bank balance. You go there to buy $5.99 tampons and you leave having spent $126.84 and you don’t even know what in the hell you bought. Well, if Target has their way, one of the things you will be unintentionally buying on your next trip is their new line of wine.
The retailer is introducing its “California Roots” brand of wine, and here’s the best.news.ever: each bottle will only run you 5 bucks. Available on this Sunday, September 3rd at stores that currently carry alcohol, the line will include five blends: chardonnay, pinot grigio, moscato, cabernet sauvignon, and a “red blend” (whatever that means).
In a press release , which even tells us what to pair with each bottle.
From Target’s senior vice president of food and beverage Jeff Burt:
We’re out to give our guests even more reasons to love Target—including exclusive products they can’t find anywhere else. And we think they’re going to love California Roots—these wines are just the right blend of incredible quality and amazing value that guests can only get at Target.
Guess I know where we’ll all be this Sunday.
[Via Cosmopolitan]
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Jenna Crowley
Jenna used to be known as 2NOTBrokeGirls, but then one of the girls actually went broke, so she's struck out on her own. Jenna spends her free time saving the world, one sorority girl at a time (usually while wearing yoga pants), questioning why she decided to get a doctorate, and documenting her love of all things cheese related. You can ask her anything you want about football, using your boobs to get what you want, and pizza at @JennaLCrowley on Twitter or via email at JennaLCrowley@gmail.com.
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