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The 12 Days Of White Girl Christmas

The Twelve Days Of White Girl Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
The Greek gods gave to me
The dues for my so-ror-ity

On the second day of Christmas
The Greek gods gave to me
Two PSLs
And the dues for my so-ror-ity

On the third day of Christmas
The Greek gods gave to me
Three frat boys
Two PSLs
And the dues for my so-ror-ity

On the fourth day of Christmas
The Greek gods gave to me
Four tequila shots
Three frat boys
Two PSLs
And the dues for my so-ror-ity

On the fifth day of Christmas
The Greek gods gave to me
FIVE LETTERED SHIRTS
Four tequila shots
Three frat boys
Two PSLs
And the dues for my so-ror-ity

On the sixth day of Christmas
The Greek gods gave to me
Six Starbucks gift cards
FIVE LETTERED SHIRTS
Four tequila shots
Three frat boys
Two PSLs
And the dues for my so-ror-ity

On the seventh day of Christmas
The Greek gods gave to me
Seven packs of glitter
Six Starbucks gift cards
FIVE LETTERED SHIRTS
Four tequila shots
Three frat boys
Two PSLs
And the dues for my so-ror-ity

On the eighth day of Christmas
The Greek gods gave to me
Eight puppies playing
Seven packs of glitter
Six Starbucks gift cards
FIVE LETTERED SHIRTS
Four tequila shots
Three frat boys
Two PSLs
And the dues for my so-ror-ity

On the ninth day of Christmas
The Greek gods gave to me
Nine brand new hair bows
Eight puppies playing
Seven packs of glitter
Six Starbucks gift cards
FIVE LETTERED SHIRTS
Four tequila shots
Three frat boys
Two PSLs
And the dues for my so-ror-ity

On the tenth day of Christmas
The Greek gods gave me to me,
Ten T-Swift albums
Nine brand new hair bows
Eight puppies playing
Seven packs of glitter
Six Starbucks gift cards
FIVE LETTERED SHIRTS
Four tequila shots
Three frat boys
Two PSLs
And the dues for my so-ror-ity

On the eleventh day of Christmas
The Greek gods gave to me
Eleven David Yurmans
Ten T-Swift albums
Nine brand new hair bows
Eight puppies playing
Seven packs of glitter
Six Starbucks gift cards
FIVE LETTERED SHIRTS
Four tequila shots
Three frat boys
Two PSLs
And the dues for my so-ror-ity

On the twelfth day of Christmas
The Greek gods gave to me
Twelve pairs of leggings
Eleven David Yurmans
Ten T-Swift albums
Nine brand new hair bows
Eight puppies playing
Seven packs of glitter
Six Starbucks gift cards
FIVE LETTERED SHIRTS
Four tequila shots
Three frat boys
Two PSLs
And the dues for my so-ror-ity

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theSrattyTheta

A lover of all things, especially things pertaining but not limited to; Starbs, Vineyard Vines, boxed wine, bows, rainboots, Lilly Pulitzer, Derby Days, America, 5 inch heels, good hair days, and her sorority

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