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The 2013 Golden Globes: The Good, The Bad, The WTF

WTF?

5. Halle Berry

Look, I’d be an idiot if I even tried to argue that Berry isn’t one of the most beautiful women on the planet. She usually looks absolutely flawless, but her Versace gown DEFINITELY missed the mark. The print honestly reminds me of those floor length, printed prom dresses that were all the rage from like, 2008-2009. I also understand that the high slit is the new trend in evening wear, but Barry looked less like an Oscar winner and more like a bargain rack shopper with this busy look.

4. Debra Messing

I’m not quite sure whether she was trying to look youthful, or like a paper lantern in her black Donna Karan gown. You can usually never go wrong in a black dress, but good old Grace proved to us that it’s clear she and Will’s friendship has been over for a long time…because no gay best friend would let his girl out in a mess like that one’s. To say she looked unpolished would have been an understatement.

3. Julianne Hough

Look. I LOVE Julianne. I think her entire Ryan Seacrest scenario is just darling, and I can’t deny how hot she looked in Rock of Ages. However, her Monique Lhullier gown was way too over the top for the Golden Globes…or for anything, really. She looked like a peacock getting ready for her wedding day, and the faux hawk did NOTHING to help her case. While she’s obviously gorgeous, she needs to hire a better stylist because this gown was ANYTHING but red-carpet worthy.

2. Sienna Miller

Um, seriously? The new mother took the “matronly” look over the top in a HIDEOUS Erdem dress. Prints are tricky, because they literally become the only focus of an outfit most of the time. This print somehow managed to be too busy and too boring all at once. The dress was beyond unflattering, and her lack of makeup and lack of a decent hairstyle didn’t help her cause at all.

1. Lucy Liu

Apparently, good old Lucy forgot the Golden Globes were happening. While every other actress was busy hunting down a couture frock to wear for the evening, Lucy was clearly putting her energy elsewhere, until the morning of the show, when she was forced to resort to ripping down her grandmother’s curtains and turning them into a Carolina Herrerra gown. I don’t think I really need to go into further detail as to why this look left me so confused.

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