The 7 Worst Text Messages A Girl Could Ever Receive

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There’s a little bit of excitement that comes when your phone gives you an unexpected text message notification. Who is it? What does this person want? Most of the time, the message is innocuous: a friend asking to borrow a dress, a classmate asking to borrow your chem notes. Sometimes, it’s exciting: the hot dude you met at the bar asking you out, or an unprompted “I love you” from your adoring boyfriend. But occasionally, the message is one you don’t want to see. Here are our thoughts on the seven worst text messages a girl can receive:

From that guy you had a one-night stand with:

1 Night Stand Guy

From your dad:


From your boss:


From that cute new guy you’ve gone out with a few times:

Cute New Guy

From your ex:


From your mom:


From your roommate:


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Jenna Crowley

Jenna used to be known as 2NOTBrokeGirls, but then one of the girls actually went broke, so she's struck out on her own. Jenna spends her free time saving the world, one sorority girl at a time (usually while wearing yoga pants), questioning why she decided to get a doctorate, and documenting her love of all things cheese related. You can ask her anything you want about football, using your boobs to get what you want, and pizza at @JennaLCrowley on Twitter or via email at

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