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The 8 Designer Bags We Would Actually Buy

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Sometimes I feel like a traitor to my gender because I absolutely detest Kate Spade bags (and their newer marketing in general). Their clothing is another story, but it’s hard to justify a $700 cocktail dress that will inevitably end up getting covered in gin.

Because I’m an entrepreneur–JK, it’s because I have Photoshop–I created variations of their preexisting bags that I would actually buy, because if I see another girl walking down Madison Avenue with a $300 terry tote that says “Eat Cake For Breakfast,” I will start questioning my own sanity instead of their collective, futilely aspirational ones.

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Image via kate spade

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sarahsolfails

To quote Dr. Seuss, "Being crazy isn't enough." Writer living in NYC.

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