It’s no secret that college students are some of the most sexually promiscuous freaks in the world, and in our so-called “hookup culture,” it’s rare that a guy takes you out for a nice seafood dinner before he rips off all your clothes. Where’s the chivalry in that? Where’s your knight in shining armor? Oh yeah, he’s doing keg stands in the backyard — and every girl, if she has a place he can put his boner. Guys are such idiots.
Dates may be rare, but they happen. On the off-chance that you’re asked out on a real date by a hot guy and not that nerd you copy off of in anatomy, there’s only one thing that almost guarantees getting lucky on the first date, and it’s not your cup size.
According to this study based on research from OkCupid, women and men who like the taste of beer are 60 percent more likely to have sex on the first date. Sixty percent is more than half, and with the right bra, I firmly believe your chances can increase by at least 15 percent.
This isn’t really that big a secret, since girls who like beer are obviously liars or are just doing it to impress men with the whole “one of the boys” thing. If you actually like the taste of beer over wine, more power to you, but beer isn’t exactly a first date beverage if you know what I’m saying. Beer belongs at tailgates or seedy dive bars or when the Franzia runs out. Ordering a beer on the first date is like laying out all your best cards on the table, and if being “one of the boys” is one of your best cards, a second date probably isn’t in your future. Personally, I’ll take my chances with a vodka soda. Sure, I might not get laid that night, but dating is a marathon, not a sprint. I’m in it for the long haul, or at least until after the third date..
[via Business Insider]