It’s week 2 and Corinne is already making it almost impossible to watch. This week had a photo shoot that highlighted the craziest in everyone, easily the bougiest one-on-one date of all time, and a museum visit that was somehow worse than usual museum visits. One date was based on getting married and one was based on breaking up. To top it off, the rose ceremony was moved to next week. These producers are something else. Let’s see how our ladies did.
Still In The Game
Alexis, 23, aspiring dolphin trainer, Secaucus, NJ
Performance This Week: Alexis went from a shark suit to being dressed like a pregnant woman. Then that night, she celebrated her boob’s birthday. If this girl is not my best friend by the end of this season, I don’t know if I will be able to go on.
Astrid, 26, plastic surgery office manager, Tampa, FL
Performance This Week: Astrid went on the B team date and made a minimal impact.
Brittany, 26, travel nurse, Santa Monica, CA
Performance This Week: Brittany rocked her photo shoot. She somehow made a leaf bikini bottom and a hair bra not look totally skanky. She even joked with Nick “whose boobs are better, Corinne’s or mine?”. Loved that.
Christen, 25, wedding videographer, Tulsa, OK
Performance This Week: Christen took a load to the face when Liz told her in full detail how she and Nick hooked up. She then went on the B team date and told Nick what Liz said, like a real woman. I would have done the same thing.
Corrine, 24, business owner, Miami, FL
Performance This Week: There is evil in this one. She ripped off her top, stole Nick three times while drunkenly lecturing the girls and STILL GOT THE ROSE. It is blood boiling. We’ll see how far this crazy train will take her.
Danielle L., 27, small business owner, Los Angeles, CA
Performance This Week: Danielle just looked gorgeous as usual.
Danielle M., 31, neonatal nurse, Nashville, TN
Performance This Week: Lacey said it best, “I didn’t know girls could be that nice.” The poor thing found her fiance after he had overdosed, and she is still such a shining light.
Dominique, 25, restaurant server, Los Angeles, CA
Elizabeth, 24, marketing manager, Dallas, TX
Performance This Week: Elizabeth was a bridesmaid in the photo shoot, but she still looked cute.
Hailey, 23, photographer, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Performance This Week: Hailey was dressed as a badass biker and looked hot as fuck during the photo shoot without making out with him. Then she spent the whole night shooting daggers at Corinne. We need more women like her in the world.
Jaimi, 28, chef, New Orleans, LA
Performance This Week: Another member of the B team revealed she used to date a girl. Jaimi is the queen of surprises.
Jasmine G., 29, pro basketball dancer, San Francisco, CA
Performance This Week: Jasmine got a little suga’ on her one-on-one time with Nick.
Josephine, 24, unemployed nurse, Santa Cruz, CA
Performance This Week: Josephine fully slapped Nick in the face, further proving that she has a screw loose.
Kristina, 24, dental hygienist, Lexington, KY
Performance This Week: Very awkward and very Russian.
Lacey, 25, digital marketing manager, Manhattan, NY
Performance This Week: Lacey made the best of her situation and called herself the “jealous bridesmaid” and still got to make out with him on camera. Atta girl.
Rachel, 31, attorney, Dallas, TX
Performance This Week: No date for this girl. Interesting after she got the first impression rose.
Odds Of Winning: 1/50
Raven, 25, fashion boutique owner, Hoxie, AR
Performance This Week: Nick had a good, wholesome conversation with Nick. He mentioned how she has an “attractive personality.”
Sarah, 26, grade school teacher, Newport Beach, CA
Performance This Week: Sarah looked super cute in her Vegas wedding shoot and it ended up being one of the best, IMHO.
Taylor, 23, mental health counselor, Seattle, WA
Performance This Week: Taylor started the episode too nervous, but Corinne stole him from her, Taylor stole him back. Bold moves.
Vanessa, 29, special education teacher, Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Performance This Week: Vanessa had the 80’s wedding theme and somehow rocked the puffy sleeves.
Whitney, 25, Pilates instructor, Chanhassen, MN
Performance This Week: Another no dater.
Eliminated This Week
Elizabeth (“Liz”), 29, doula, Las Vegas, NV
Performance This Week: Hooking up with Nick is literally only thing she can talk about. After telling the cameras about it 27 different times, she spilled the beans to Christen in the most awkward way and for long enough that Christen had three different hairstyles during their conversation. Nick ignored her on the date, probably because of her crazy eyes, and she got mad enough at him to read a letter that was real, basically announcing to all of the girls that they had hooked up. When she and Nick finally had a conversation about what happened, it was clear that she just wanted some screen time. *eye roll*
Reason For Elimination: Clearly unstable. Who follows a guy you hooked up with once on to his TV show? Thank god they didn’t drag this out.
Fill up your wine glasses, fill out your brackets, and see you next week..