Anyone who knows me knows I’m #TeamKardashian. They’re beautiful, they’re fashionable, and they’re straight up glamazons. I love it. No matter what choice words you have for Kris Jenner, there’s no denying that she’s a brilliant businesswoman, because frankly — love them or hate them — everyone in the country has an opinion on these black-haired beauties. I’d been waiting until Kendall and Kylie were old enough to be pimped out by their old lady, and as it turns out, they’re old enough for much more than that.
Last night was the 2014 MuchMusic Video Awards and the littlest Kardashian (Jenner) sisters co-hosted the event. In true Kardashian fashion, they had multiple outfit changes, and in true Kardashian fashion, they looked stunning. Literally. I’m stunned. Kendall, 18, wore a scandalous gown with not one, but TWO slits that went right up above her hip bones, meaning the center piece of fabric was essentially a long vagina flap. Not saying girlfriend doesn’t have the body for it, but I just have a problem knowing there was nothing between her vagina and couture.
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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