Senior year is a time unlike any other. It’s a time when you are right on the cusp of being a full blown adult but you can still get away with all the scandalous, childish, and just plain stupid things often associated with your undergraduate career. In fact, you have more of an excuse because YOLO and in nine months you’ll need to put on your big-girl pants and start pretending you have your shit together. Maybe you’ve thought about your own school specific bucket list to maximize your final year in the almost-adulthood playground we call college or maybe you haven’t. If you haven’t, you’re 100% behind the curve, but fear not, because I’ve compiled the world’s most perfect senior year bucket list to ensure you end your collegiate career on the right note.

1. Complete a full frat lap – even if it’s only just making out.
2. Go to the ‘freshman bar’ and pour one out for all the regrettable mistakes made there.
3. Go to every/mixer/social/swap.
4. Streak around whatever landmark your school is famous for.
5. Become such a regular that you get waved into the bar that’s notoriously strict on IDs.
6. Have sex in some public place on campus.
7. Have sex in one of your classrooms.
8. Hook up with your TA.
9. Go to every tailgate/game/sporting event.
10. Go on a spontaneous weekend trip with your besties – you never know when you’ll all be together again after graduation.
11. Be the absolute center of attention at least one party. Whether that means doing an impromptu karaoke performance or strip tease is up to you.
12. Never say no to that last shot. Or a keg stand. Or a shotgun. Or a funnel. Just say yes to alcohol.
13. Go swimming in your school’s fountain.
14. Ask the guy you’ve been crushing on since your freshman year intro class out on a date.
15. Attend a ‘Used To Be Cool’/’High School Stereotypes’/’TBT’ party.
16. Get invited to a fraternity formal/mountain weekend/away trip.
17. Stay up literally all night, straight up until the sun comes up, partying.
18. Get brunch at that super fancy but overly expensive place you always talk about going to but never actually do.
19. Do a college town bar crawl, complete with matching T-shirts for you and your squad.
20. Go on spring break (DUH).
21. Join a new club, even if it doesn’t end up lasting.
22. Go to a strip club. Trust, you won’t regret it.
23. Pop champagne after your last collegiate class.
24. GRADUATE..

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