If you’re in a sorority, you probably realized that the Lilly Pulitzer After Party Sale is today. And while it’s served pretty difficult to get in with a long, long virtual line, it’s provided for some pretty entertaining tweets.
Literally cannot wait to spend all of my boyfriend's money at the @LillyPulitzer #AfterPartySale tomorrow
— Recruitment Chair (@TheRecruitChair) August 21, 2016
Ugh Lilly if I wanted to wait in line behind a bazillion white women I'd just go through sorority rush again #AfterPartySale
— Kate (@katethewasp) August 22, 2016
me shopping the Lilly sale pic.twitter.com/3VYE98Wj4r
— Carolina Belle (@ClassyNCBelle) August 22, 2016
When you buy all the things from the #LillySale even tho you're broke and you're still like pic.twitter.com/yNQbp7XuT0
— Wendy B (@Wendy7638) August 22, 2016
I've been waiting on Lilly Pulitzers website for 2 hours for the sale and there are still 30000 people in line in front of me
— Tiffany Spry (@TiffanySpry) August 22, 2016
Checking your bank account after the Lilly sale pic.twitter.com/rCMY31ldxR
— DPhiE_Campbell (@DPhiE_Campbell) August 22, 2016
I'm literally taking my phone and putting it by my shower in case my turn for the Lilly sale happens during it
— cap't morgan (@morganmilliken_) August 22, 2016
*idea*@LillyPulitzer should have a pop-up during this stressful sale that says "Need to talk to a therapist?" #AfterPartySale
— Kate (@katethewasp) August 22, 2016
Everyone after the #LillyPulitzer #AfterPartySale pic.twitter.com/BKG1Z78Vh6
— lillian (@GildedHousewife) August 22, 2016
I have 31 minutes left in my #LillyPulitzer #AfterPartySale wait and a meeting in 30 minutes. pic.twitter.com/gRSTIwZFuf
— Jess (@jessparkhurst) August 22, 2016
Mom: how much did you spend at the #AfterPartySale
Me: pic.twitter.com/Vj4ueab16y— The Pretty Patriot (@PatriotPretty) August 22, 2016
Me waiting to get into the @LillyPulitzer #AfterPartySale pic.twitter.com/tDRd4tcFfd
— Brianna Capron (@briannaalynn) August 22, 2016
"I'm so excited about this Lilly sale!"-what I would say if I was the type of daughter a mother could love
— Lucky Jo (@Lucky__Jo) August 22, 2016
Olympics #2 start in less than an hour aka the @LillyPulitzer #AfterPartySale
— Brianna Capron (@briannaalynn) August 22, 2016
17,600 people ahead of me "in line" at the @LillyPulitzer #AfterPartySale pic.twitter.com/4f8X8Ieh7V
— jawnemployed. (@shibuyadreams) August 22, 2016
Kate Spade doing their surprise sale on the same day as the Lilly sale. pic.twitter.com/NXwZ9tt32v
— Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) August 22, 2016
Waiting to get in for the Lilly Pulitzer after-party sale like @LillyPulitzer pic.twitter.com/sThZYrsfxY
— Liv (@MasecchiaOlivia) August 22, 2016
Well the clinic turned me away for too many neurological symptoms, but gave me time to buy 2 more Lilly dresses from the sale
— Kaila Tripp (@KailaTripp) August 22, 2016
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co