Last night, comedian Cerrome Russell started the #SexDraft trend on Twitter to find out what men and women actually like during sex. The idea quickly became a trending topic, because what better way to communicate with your partner about your sexual needs than by tweeting for literally anyone with a solid internet connection to see?
The sex draft is, in short, amazing. Definitely more entertaining than anything the NFL has ever put together. Some responses were weird, some were disgusting, and some made us throw our hands in the air and scream “HALLELUJAH!” Despite one or two disturbingly graphic contributions (obviously from men), I think we learned a lot. Here are some of the best picks.
The men's delegation suggests that women should decide if they want to be choked or not. Finding out mid way sex is creepy #SexDraft
— Batman (@Marqolic) June 22, 2015
#Sexdraft Women's delegation proposes head for head, an even exchange.
— champagne mami (@bleedingcodeine) June 22, 2015
"Eating the booty like groceries" is an optional act. Please consult your partner before your next meal #SexDraft
— Steph B-More (@StephBMore) June 22, 2015
#SexDraft The men's delegation suggests that women stop eating Taco Bell prior to getting their asses eaten.
— Andre the Cryant (@ComputerThug) June 22, 2015
#SexDraft women's delegation requests a serious relationship/some form of commitment if you're "not pulling out"
— champagne mami (@bleedingcodeine) June 22, 2015
#SexDraft Women's delegation requires you to lick it before you stick it.
— IG: @The_Peeklife (@peekeers) June 22, 2015
#sexdraft The number of your bills I pay = the number of women I can bring to the bedroom with us.
— MrYKWIH (@opph20) June 22, 2015
#SexDraft The female delegation demand that men eat a proper portion of fruits and veggies if they want women to swallow.
— Raven (@LoveHardRaven) June 22, 2015
Mens delegation requests the reinstatement of the sandwich after sex clause of 1952 #sexdraft
— shafiek bloew (@shafiekbloew) June 23, 2015
#SexDraft The men's delegation proposes that mind reading be removed. We just want to satisfy you completely in exchange for morning sex.
— Joe INFJ Kool (@MrRiza71) June 22, 2015
#SexDraft Both Parties agree Shower Sex is overrated and quite dangerous. Moratorium in place until 2023
— #JeSuisCharleston (@CerromeRussell) June 22, 2015
The female delegation request that men sleep in the wet spot if they want women to squirt #SexDraft
— Raven (@LoveHardRaven) June 22, 2015
How can I get anal completely removed? Like, to where it isn't even talked about? #SexDraft
— Furiosa (@kremedelakitty) June 22, 2015
[via Cosmopolitan]
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Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to [email protected].
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