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The Sorority Girl’s Version Of “My Favorite Things”

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Pumpkin spice lattes and whiskers on puppies
I really like it when boys dress like yuppies
Lilly day planners all filled up with flings
These are a few of my favorite things

Leggings and scarves and very long sweaters
Handbags and booties in all kinds of leathers
Real well bred boys who propose with big rings
These are a few of my favorite things

Fireball and vodka and boxes of wine
A real big gold watch, though I’m never on time
Boys I hook up with who come with no strings
These are a few of my favorite things

When the boy ditches
When the girls are bitches
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad

High heels and dresses and lots of fake lashes
Spending all day getting ready for date dashes
Hot enough to date only homecoming kings
These are a few of my favorite things

Shack shirts and Sperrys and croakies galore
Drinks at the bar that I never pay for
Earrings and necklaces and all kinds of bling
These are a few of my favorite things

Pictures on Insta and pinning on Pinterest
Waiting for that boy to text me his interest
Can’t wait to go on TSM break this spring
These are a few of my favorite things

When the boy ditches
When the girls are bitches
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad

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Jenna Crowley

Jenna used to be known as 2NOTBrokeGirls, but then one of the girls actually went broke, so she's struck out on her own. Jenna spends her free time saving the world, one sorority girl at a time (usually while wearing yoga pants), questioning why she decided to get a doctorate, and documenting her love of all things cheese related. You can ask her anything you want about football, using your boobs to get what you want, and pizza at @JennaLCrowley on Twitter or via email at JennaLCrowley@gmail.com.

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