Every year around this time, we are inundated with songs that signal summertime. DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince’s “Summertime,” Bryan Adams’ “Summer of 69” – you know, pretty much any song that has summer in the title. But one of the most underrated summer songs is LFO’s “Summer Girls.” Maybe it’s because the words make absolutely no sense, or maybe it’s the catchy beat, but something about it makes me want to roll my windows down, slip my sunglasses on and sing along. But you know what would make it even better? If it were about the things we ladies really like
[Intro]
Yeah
I like it when the guys stop by
In the summer.
Do you remember?
Do you remember?
When we met
That summer?
[Chorus]
Met you on the beach one night real quick.
I didn’t touch your dick.
‘Cause I think I knew you’d only stop by
for the summer, for the summer.
I like guys whose families are pompous and rich.
I’d date him if I had one wish,
But he’s been gone since that summer,
Since that summer.
[Verse 1]
Tons of rum plus vodka and cran,
Met you one summer and it all began.
You’re the WASPiest guy I ever did see,
Keep imagining you getting down on one knee.
When you send a text, I freak like I’m psycho.
Ask me to meet you, tell my girls “bye, though.”
Too many margs, the night’s kind of hazy.
Something in your wallet went and drove me crazy.
Now I can’t forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back.
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Now I’m back at school and I’m all alone.
Fell deep in love, but now we ain’t texting.
Maybe you want to keep me guessing.
When I met you I said “I’m kind of a bitch.”
You look like a guy that can handle that sitch.
[Chorus]
Met you on the beach one night real quick.
I didn’t touch your dick.
‘Cause I think I knew you’d only stop by
for the summer, for the summer.
I like guys whose families are pompous rich.
I’d date him if I had one wish,
But he’s been gone since that summer,
Since that summer.
[Verse 2]
Tequila, whiskey, ice cold beer
Haven’t been sober, so it’s been a great year.
Always dressed up in the latest style.
Ready to greet your ex with a big, fake smile.
Love One Direction and Miss Beyoncé.
I’m gonna pick the music, no matter what you say.
Love guys from Georgia where the peaches grow.
They drink lemonade and speak real slow.
I love hip hop and Taylor Swift.
Never been one to turn down a gift.
I look so good in my slinky dress,
But it won’t be long ‘til I’m a hot mess.
I love french fries and Diet Coke.
I’m not the kind of girl you want to provoke.
When I met you I said I’m kind of a bitch.
You look like a guy that can handle that sitch.
[Chorus]
Met you on the beach one night real quick.
I didn’t touch your dick.
‘Cause I think I knew you’d only stop by
for the summer, for the summer.
I like guys whose families are pompous and rich.
I’d date him if I had one wish,
But he’s been gone since that summer,
Since that summer.
[Bridge:]
In the summertime guys got it going on,
Playing some golf and lots of beer pong.
Summertime guys are the kind I like,
Wonder if he’s a Beta or Pike.
[Verse 3]
Boxes of wine and lots of shots.
I like anything with polka dots.
Can’t find my new heels and might throw a fit.
Think about chapter and I’m sad, cause I miss it.
I like extra queso on my burrito.
Think I can spy on him incognito?
Guys will tell you I’m a flirt.
I hate your bed, but I love my new shack shirt.
Looking hot in my bikini.
Trying not to spill this dirty martini.
When I met you I said I’m kind of a bitch.
You look like a guy that can handle that sitch.
[Chorus]
Met you on the beach one night real quick.
I didn’t touch your dick.
‘Cause I think I knew you’d only stop by
for the summer, for the summer.
I like guys whose families are pompous and rich.
I’d date him if I had one wish,
But he’s been gone since that summer,
Since that summer.
[Bridge:]
Summer guys come and summer guys go.
Some are worthwhile and some are so-so.
Summer guys come and summer guys go.
Some are worthwhile and some are so-so.
Summertime guys got it going on,
Playing some golf and lots of beer pong.
Summertime guys are the kind I like.
Wonder if he’s a Beta or Pike.
[Chorus]
Met you on the beach one night real quick.
I didn’t touch your dick.
‘Cause I think I knew you’d only stop by
for the summer, for the summer.
I like guys whose families are pompous and rich.
I’d date him if I had one wish,
But he’s been gone since that summer,
Since that summer..
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Jenna Crowley
Jenna used to be known as 2NOTBrokeGirls, but then one of the girls actually went broke, so she's struck out on her own. Jenna spends her free time saving the world, one sorority girl at a time (usually while wearing yoga pants), questioning why she decided to get a doctorate, and documenting her love of all things cheese related. You can ask her anything you want about football, using your boobs to get what you want, and pizza at @JennaLCrowley on Twitter or via email at JennaLCrowley@gmail.com.
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