It’s almost (and I will continue to say almost until the true first day of autumn) fall and therefore, every basic white girl’s favorite time of year. How do I know? How am I sure? Well I saw my first dark denim tucked into boots, and my best friend and I got into a pretty heated debate centered around my ambivalence about pumpkin, so I’m pretty sure fall is in the air. I’m bracing myself for invites to the haunted corn maze where no booze is allowed so I have to freshman-year-it with a Nalgene, readying myself for the appearance of homemade, burlap wrapped wreaths on the doors of my neighbors, and just waiting for the first “boots in a a pile of leaves” photo to grace my Instagram feed.
The tragic farewell to summer, and the hello to fall inevitably happening around me even though it’s still 80-goddamn-degrees, has got me thinking. What if the BWG had to pick between her favorite BWG activities?
Let the “can’t evens” commence! Let’s play “Autumnal Would You Rather: Basic Edition”!
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