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These Are, By Far, The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 3

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Be careful who you swipe right.

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What would your mother say, Christopher?

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Did this make anyone else want Milk Duds?

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What a winner.

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He paints quite a picture.

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I’ve seen the unblurred picture. It’s not good.

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Depends just how much you wine me.

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The emoji really tied the whole story together.

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Seriously, Dustin. Can you not?

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Chivalry is not dead, ladies.

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Who wears earmuffs anymore?

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I love a good riddle.

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He’s very open and honest.

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Should I? Really?

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Real smooth.

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I think he stole that line from somewhere…

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Wait, that actually sounds like a lot of fun.

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TMI.

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Oh, yikes.

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“I’m sure you get this often…”

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That’s really not that flattering. No guy actually likes his house mom.

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There’s no way this guy is mentally stable.

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Everyone has a hobby, I guess.

Check out The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 1 and Part 2.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to LuckyJoTSM@gmail.com.

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.

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