Be careful who you swipe right.
Hey! Just so you know, as long as you use that line you will remain a virgin.
I am your appendix, actually. Standby for a deep pain.
Thanks for keeping me informed, Joshua.
People in hell want ice water.
I’m guessing this guy has turned at least three girls gay.
I can’t think of anything I want to do less.
Jesus, Marcin. Calm down.
When monkeys fly out of my asshole?
I’ll think about it. But no.
Kick to the groin?
Sure. But there is a 103 percent chance that we’ll never have sex.
The worst part about this was the fact that he referred to his dick as “meat.”
When all else fails, try again. And fail again.
Are you the proctor? Because you’re ruining my life and I really fucking hate you.
No, I’m actually really ugly on the inside.
Eleven. For sure.
I’m just going to go ahead and say what we’re all thinking. There’s no way this guy hasn’t murdered at least six hookers.
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