In a world where men still hold most of the power, we women struggle to assert our dominance and show guys just how kick-ass we can be. Despite the fact that we still make less money and hold fewer positions, it’s important to remember that we have the capability to bring any man to his knees through the concept of sexual power. That’s pretty cool, when you really think about it. Imagine the most important man you can think of. Now realize that you could cause him to pop a bone-dog by wiggling your ass or flashing some cleavage. Pretty neat, huh?
This is why we should all be upset about a new type of boxers, recently launched out of Washington D.C. Bloxers are a special variety of boxer that serve to conceal boners from view. Each pair comes with a “deflector shield” that covers spontaneous erections, and I fucking hate this invention.
That’s right, I think this is total horse shit. I like to look a man in the eyes as he attempts to hide his shameful boner, and this totally prevents that from happening. How am I supposed to know if what I’m doing is working? How will we, as women, predict the characteristics of a penis without seeing it’s outline as it is squished in its denim prison? Why is this invention happening?!
I say we campaign to #FreeTheBoner and dispose of this nonsense before it becomes a thing. Who’s with me?.
[via Jezebel]
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Lucky Jo
Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.
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