More than 3000 members of the UConn class of 2019 pose for a photo on the Great Lawn on Aug. 29, 2015. (Peter Morenus/UConn Photo)
Happy Halloween! Hopefully, you’ve all made it through the weekend and are alive and well to binge on fun-size candy tonight and regret this past weekend’s bad decisions. And, of course, what would any Halloween be without judging the endless stream of Instagrams that will clog your feed for the next week? While slutty aliens and totally original renditions of Risky Business are great, I think that my post-holiday social media scourge has revealed the best Halloween costume of the year.
Jessica Zharnest and Lexi Fragola, two University of Connecticut juniors, dressed up as fuckboys for this Halloweekend. While the idea is pretty basic, the execution of their idea was phenomenal. In addition to their snapbacks and sneakers, the girls made custom tee-shirts emblazoned with actual texts they have been sent from fuckboys past.
When ur best friend dresses up as real texts boys have sent her I cannot express how proud I am pic.twitter.com/jaSCdBz3KZ
— carl (@carlyharriss) October 29, 2016
As you can see, they do not have a shortage of texts to chose from. Some personal favorites include:
“I never said you were a slut chillax.”
But you implied it.
“It’s going to be an easy transition into the bedroom.”
Couldn’t agree more. I could really use a nap.
“Send nudes.”
Venmo me.
“I am bad. I am a bad man.”
And you need a thesaurus.
The two girls said that the shirts got mixed reviews, with most of the negativity coming from the fuckboys at large. Unsurprisingly, the costumes were a hit with most of the females at the party – especially because the two called out the specific guys who sent the texts. On the back of the shirts, the girls wrote the athletic numbers of the alleged perpetrators so that other girls wouldn’t fall victim to their ways. Taylor Swift, take note. We may have two new queens of revenge rising to the throne.
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