Valentine’s Day gifts generally go one of two ways. They’re either really cute and romantic or they’re really sexy. If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years, though, it’s that you don’t want to combine the two. Vermont Teddy Bear is trying. There are a lot of gifts you could get your significant other if you want him to know you’re up for a little “Fifty Shades of Grey” action: a blindfold, a whip, maybe some handcuffs. One thing that probably doesn’t come to mind is a teddy bear, right?
Vermont Teddy Bear, a company in (you guessed it) Vermont that hand-makes custom teddy bears, has come out with a limited edition “Fifty Shades of Grey” Christian Grey bear, and it is the most absurd looking thing I’ve ever seen. According to the product description:
“If you want to dominate Valentine’s Day, skip the roses and send the limited-edition Fifty Shades of Grey Bear. Inspired by the best-selling book, the adult gift is specially designed for fans obsessed with Grey, biting their lips with anticipation over the movie. He features smoldering gray eyes, a suit and satin tie, mask – even mini handcuffs. Handmade in Vermont, USA using the silkiest fur we can get our paws on; smooth, faux-suede details and 100% recycled stuffing. Guaranteed for life.”
Priced at $89.99, it will probably be the most expensive teddy bear you’ve ever purchased, but I’d probably only buy it if you’re a couple that values humor, and not so much one that’s strictly sexual..
[via Vermont Teddy Bear]
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