If you’re anything like me, watching football is a lot like watching static on your television. You see things moving, and you hear sounds, but you can’t really make sense of them in any sort of comprehensive way. Still, Michelle Roque, a Delta Gamma at FSU is literally so bomb at her powderpuff flag football game, that even someone who watches the Super Bowl for the commercials can appreciate it.

Okay, but pause. Is she playing against (and destroying) guys? And it’s not just cutesy let-her-win shit either. She’s actually escaping from the enemy and doing all the sports things, like throwing the ball, and scoring, and running. So much running.

According to Roque’s Twitter, Delta Gamma was the all-campus champion for the third week in a row this year.

Uhh, same..

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