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This FSU DG Is A Better Football Player Than Your Boyfriend

Football.

For some of you, Sunday is a day of worship because of what’s happening on the field, not in the church. If you’re like me, though, you think “tight end” refers to the quarterback’s booty in those tight football pants. Regardless of your knowledge of the sport, you’ll be able to appreciate Michelle Roque, a Delta Gamma at Florida State, and her skills.

Roque starred in a charity flag football game hosted by Beta Theta Pi against Zeta Tau Alpha Thursday night. The former high school athlete clearly rocked it, and she potentially missed her calling as a national powder puff MVP. It’s no surprise that Roque led her sorority to victory and helped Beta raise $2,000 for its charity, United Way of the Big Bend. Well played, Michelle. PUN INTENDED.

[via MaxPreps]

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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