Alright, folks, I’m not going to take up too much of your time here before I let you get to the stuff you came here to see. This man has two penises — not one and a mini-penis, but two, fully functioning, full-sized (uncircumcised if you think they’d look funky even if there were just one of them) penises. One is about 7 inches in length, and the other 6. This is very helpful in his polyamorous relationship with one man and one woman (who were just a boring couple until they met him and found out about his two dicks).
This is a condition known as diphallia which affects 1 in 5.5 million men in the United States. There are currently about 100 cases worldwide, and according to the Redditor known as DoubleDickDude, most of the other cases are less functional than his.
Last night, he posted to Reddit about it, and has been swarmed with questions since. Yes, there are photos. To see them, click here. In the box on the very top, it says “My Proof:” and there are links to two images which are EXTREMELY NSFW. To see both penises fully erect, and I know you want to, because #doubleboner, scroll down to a question from erinb55. Pontusky replies with a link to the photo.
I’m sure you’re budding with curiosity. I’ve sifted through some of the questions he answered about love, and mechanics, and sex (dude gets freaky), and compiled some for you. I’d read through to the end…
10ac: Are there any possible complications you have to watch for?
DoubleDickDude: My prostate gets inflamed if I dont ejaculate enough. I’m probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days. My prostate gets stimulation from both cocks and creates a lot of seminal fluid. So when i cum it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out. otherwise it feels bloated and painful.
Mugford9: Can one be hard and the other not?
DoubleDickDude: always starts that way. left one starts to get semi first, then stops at a certain point. Right one then gets rock hard and if I’m horny enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and get bigger. Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they’ve both been equally rock hard.
Varvars: Ever gotten a blowjob from two girls/man at the same time?
DoubleDickDude: yep
dybre: So has there ever been that awkward moment when one person finishes the job before the other?
DoubleDickDude: Nah, they both cum at the same time, but if you’re working on the left one you have to suck it out. The right one launches every time. 😉
Zudane: I have to ask because of this… you said you favored one over the other, the right one I think it was.
Is this why? Is it more that the left one “branches off” the urethra, rather than being an even split? Or is this something that changed after the surgery?On a separate note… do you ever “plug” one so it all comes out the other?
DoubleDickDude: No idea why the left one feels the way it does. It ALWAYS feels a little less… present. I had an MRI done last summer to check on everything and they noted that my cocks were so evenly branched off the central shaft. My urologist laughed and said that it looks more like a blessing than a defect.
techknowfile: Regarding your separate note, he stated in the tumblr thread that “once he pinched off his right cock while he came and the cum squirted harder out of his left cock.”
CrapThunder: Do you shower at the Y or wait until you get home? How do you deal with the triple takes? I’m assuming you get stares and not just sneak-a-peaks.
DoubleDickDude: I generally avoid public bathrooms and if I do use one i try to use the stall and not a wall urinal. There’ve been times where I’ve had to use the urinal and because i have one muscle that controls my piss, it lets the stream flow out both my dicks. so unless i pinch off one of them it comes out both and that doesnt feel good. So I have to take both out to pee. Yeah Ive gotten stares and even had a few guys at various times go HOLY SHIT.
twelveinchtyrone: Thanks for doing this AMA by the way !
What type of reaction do you get from women you are with ?
Do you tend to warn them before hand ?DoubleDickDude: I’ve been in a serious relationship with a girl and a guy for a while now. I call it monogamous because we are exclusive. She enjoys it. The three girls before her enjoyed it. It’s sort of, made a few run screaming in the past. Usually the ones I get to know well before we date are cool with it. I dont talk about it otherwise, like if im not going to have sex with you, you wont know i’ve got two dicks. lol
HoustonJay: Whats the best reaction from someone seeing your double dick?
DoubleDickDude: hunky muscle dude at a gym i was at. i was working out in my jock strap and shorts and the shorts were very baggy and loose and i fell out of my jock on either side and some how he noticed. he asked me in the locker room if he could please see them. i asked him “are you gay or something?” and he said “no, but i think i am now.” it was great.
Twigglesnix: do you know if this was a genetic mutation or a developmental abnormality? Also, does having both penises stimulated at the same time feel better than a single one being stimulated?
DoubleDickDude: its congenital and its from some crazy shit going on during development in the womb. my mom had some difficulties leading up to me being born and they noticed somethign was up with the ultrasound but not clearly till i came out with two dicks.
stimulation of both at the same time feels good, but better when they are being sucked or are inside someone. jerking them at the same time just feels like jerking… too hard. i ususlly just jerk the right one.
Jukior: Do you normally masturbate with 1 or both of them and if the answer is both, can you answer my next question?
I after I finish jizzing I am usually snapped right out of the mood, so if you finish with one dick do you feel you have to finish with the other or do you do you feel you are done.DDD: I have multiple orgasms, like I can shoot a load out of my right cock and cum oozes out of my left one. I milk it out and then can keep going with either and make another load within a few minutes. I think it may have a lot to do with the internal plumbing but I’ve shot about 10 loads in a 4 hour period before.
32BitWhore: Have you ever been given a double fisted reach around?
Sorry for the vulgarity, but the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the pictures the other day was “Next level reach around if you’re into dudes.”DoubleDickDude: LOL actually yeah, i’ve had a guy pounding into me reach around with both hands and ‘go skiing’ 😉
Waffles_bro: seems like a stupid question but when you have sex, can you do all the position, because i guess you must use only one of your penis and the other one must be kind of in the way if its also hard.
DoubleDickDude: my bf and gf can take both in them, so it’s pretty standard. but in the past with partners who had smaller or tighter holes, i had to start off using one but by the time i was done i had used both. 😉
NickKevs: If you don’t mind me asking, what was your singular best sexual experience so far?
DoubleDickDude: two dudes in my ass at the same time, with each dick in a different girl who were riding me, pussy to pussy, while a guy and girl stood over me and let me eat/lick/suck on them while they fucked.
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