Bad kissers are real and they are terrifying. A bad kiss can ruin an exciting feeling you have about a new partner, and we’ve all had bad experiences, but wait until you see this poor soul on TLC’s “Love At First Kiss.”
Meet Josh. We all know a Josh. He has this cute-nerdy thing that attracts us to him but the poor kid doesn’t even stand a chance. Don’t believe me? Just watch.
Does this not just make your heart hurt for him? He doesn’t have a freakin’ clue. Thankfully, TLC decided to give him another chance on the show, and he hoped this encounter would be a little less cringe-worthy. Unfortunately, his second try doesn’t go much smoother. Or any smoother actually.
JOSH. NO. She was so cute. She even gave him the benefit of the doubt and tried again, but still, Josh couldn’t get his shit together. “It felt like I was kissing his teeth,” she says. Ouch. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so TLC sent a kissing coach to try to help Josh out.
Yeah, we all recognized you from “The Bachelor,” Erica. Remember, she walked around with a tiara on her head the whole time? Also, how does one become a “kissing coach” and what are the hourly wages? I may be intrigued. So third time’s the charm right? God, we can only hope so.
Definitely not good, but not a car crash you can’t look away from either. The kissing noises are actually disgusting and I guess Erica didn’t mention to Josh the first rule of Kissing 101. CLOSE YOUR FREAKIN EYES. Where are you looking, Josh? I don’t even want to know.
At least he didn’t completely strike out the third time and he’s built some confidence. You can’t help but be excited for him in his post-make out interview. You know what they say, practice makes perfect..
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