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This Witty Version Of LFO’s “Summer Girls” Is About New Members — And It’s Even Better Than The Original

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Abercrombie and Fitch ain’t got nothing on Lilly.

Yeah, I like it when the girls run home during Bid Day,
Do you remember, do you remember,
When we met that Bid Day.?

New girls in the house, got a lot of chicks,
These freshmen make me sick.
Still I think it’s cool to be able to rule the new members, the new members.

We pick girls that wear a lot of Lilly print,
You’d be my little if I had one wish.
But you’ve been claimed since Bid Day, since Bid Day.

Pref night, small talk, bows and fake tans,
Met you at recruitment and it all began.
You’re the best PNM that I ever did see,
The greatest addition to this family tree.
When you hang with us, you fit in just right,
You’re the kind of girl who can party all night.
Call me Beyonce ‘cause they’ll bow down, bitches.
Be our sister and we’ll grant all your wishes.
Now I can’t forget you and it makes me mad,
Be my little or I’ll be sad.
No one else can compete with me.
You’re meant to be my little, they can see.
We’ll have so much fun, laughing and joking ,
I’ll get you food after you’ve been smoking.
When I met you, I knew for me you were sent,
You look like a girl who wears a lot Lilly print.

New girls in the house, got a lot of chicks,
These freshmen make me sick.
Still I think it’s cool to be able to rule the new members, the new members.

We pick girls that wear a lot of Lilly print,
You’d be my little if I had one wish.
But you’ve been claimed since Bid Day, since Bid Day.

Tequila, fam shots, hot guys, free beer,
When you party with us, fun is always near.
We’ll get you your drinks, but keep you in check,
We’re the classiest bitches you’ve ever met.
Love The Bachelor and watching Gossip Girl.
We’ll tell you how to rock any guy’s world.
We get the hottest boys to hang around.
If you want a boyfriend that can be found.
We’ll help you meet all of the bests,
Tons of frat guys who have passed all our tests.
They’ll treat you right or get shit from us
No boy will hurt you, that you can trust.
I’ll get you beer, liquor and wine,
Or a fake ID, so you can skip every line.
When I met you, I knew for me you were sent,
You look like a girl who wears a lot Lilly print.

New girls in the house, got a lot of chicks,
These freshmen make me sick.
Still I think it’s cool to be able to rule the new members, the new members.

We pick girls that wear a lot of Lilly print
You’d be my little if I had one wish.
But you’ve been claimed since Bid Day, since Bid Day.

In the fall we have so much stuff goin’ on,
Socials, parties, staying out all night long.
Football season is almost on it’s way,
Dressing up to get free drinks all day.
I’ll help you find a great big brother,
And take care of you like a hot, younger mother.
You’ll be super spoiled, with presents every day,
And when you’re upset, I’ll know just what to say.
You’ll recognize colors with extremely long names,
Cause ruby red and wine are not the same.
Soon we will be sisters for life,
I’ll be your bridesmaid when you become a wife.
To think it all started from this Bid Day,
I’ll be by your side no matter what comes our way.
When I met you, I knew for me you were sent,
You look like a girl who wears a lot Lilly print.

New girls in the house, got a lot of chicks,
These freshmen make me sick.
Still I think it’s cool to be able to rule the new members, the new members.

We pick girls that wear a lot of Lilly print,
You’d be my little if I had one wish.
But you’ve been claimed since Bid Day, since Bid Day.

New members come and old sisters go,
Some are worthwhile, and some are so so.
New members come and old sisters go,
Some are worthwhile, and some are so so.
Some new members got it goin’ on,
Drink and tailgate to a Luke Bryan song,
Some new members are the kind we like.
We’ll stick up for them in a Standards fight.

New girls in the house, got a lot of chicks,
These freshmen make me sick.
Still I think it’s cool to be able to rule the new members, the new members.

We pick girls that wear a lot of Lilly print,
You’d be my little if I had one wish.
But you’ve been claimed since Bid Day, since Bid Day.

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Rachel Varina

(yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to be the next Tina Fey, Rachel spends her free time doing nothing to reach that goal. While judging people based on how they use "they're" vs. "there" on social media, she likes eating buffalo chicken dip, watching other people's Netflix, and wearing sweatpants way more than is socially acceptable.

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