7. Dr. Seuss Parody: Green Beer And Slams
Would you like to go up stairs?
My room is just over there.
Would you like to ram-a-lam?
Do you want to be my slam?
I will not let you see me bare
I will not follow you upstairs
I do not want to let you ram
I do not want to be your slam.
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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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