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2. 10 Reasons Why Harry Potter Is Frat

2. 10 Reasons Why Harry Potter Is Frat

1. He’s bros with the administration.
Harry and his friends got in a ton of trouble, but it was all brushed under the rug, because the entire faculty worshipped him. He had VIP access to Dumbledore’s office, and his chapter advisor (McGonagall) basically endorsed his debauchery. Being bros with the administration. TFM.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]

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