13. Ryan Lochte Went Swimming
In addition to America asserting its worldwide dominance, another perk of the 2012 Olympic Games is that we had a new gorgeous Olympian to fawn over: Ryan Locthe. Lochte literally has the best body in the world, and he’s great in bed…so, I hear. He might be the dumbest person alive, as evidenced by any interview he’s ever given, but he is so pretty it hurts. God bless America.
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