11. Jessica Simpson Had a Baby and Couldn’t Figure Out Whether it Was a Boy or a Girl
The blonde who was once confused about the species of tuna fish gave birth to a baby girl this year…and named her Maxwell Drew. I know J. Simp was raised super Christian, but she should have had some education on the differences between boys and girls before she gave birth to one. She also got wicked fat and signed a 4 million dollar contract with Weight Watchers to lose the baby weight with their program. Of course, she ruined it all by getting knocked up again. I’m fairly confident she’s going to have a boy this time, and name it Melissa Danielle, or something of that nature. Poor Jessica Simpleton.
- [Image via Bella Child Magazine]
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