21. Tom Cruise Came Out of the Closet

Okay, this isn’t technically what happened, but it might as well have been. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes split after five years of marriage. Sources blame Katie’s disagreement with Scientology (Tom’s blatant homosexuality) as the cause. While I’m concerned for Katie, I’ve noted that there is a true victor in this story. Suri Cruise, who is without a doubt the most perfect 6-year-old on the planet, now gets two Christmases. Bitch.

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