Our beautiful bodies produce milk and eggs, so who are we to argue about being in the kitchen? TSM.
–Alabama
Better in theory sweetie. It ended up weird.
Disaffiliating because all of your sisters are bitches. TSM.
-Indiana
Well disaffiliating and trash-talking them in a public forum will probably make them a little more pleasant toward you.
I’m faker than my prettiest sister’s fake tan. TSM.
-Indiana
Recruitment conversation starter?
Having a boyfriend. NS. Having a fratdaddy that runs Student Government and Derby Days. TSM.
-Pennsylvania
I’d like to take this opportunity to set the record straight…“fratdaddy” is a made-up term girls use so they can pretend it’s not slutty to have sex with someone who isn’t their boyfriend. Sooo…
Railing lines of adderall off of a composite while wearing Lilly. TSM.
-Virginia
Oh, I thought this was going to end up being really trashy, but then you totes saved it by wearing Lilly. Totes.
Stopping mid-shack to find and replace my pearl earring. Knowing what’s more important. TSM.
-Texas
Your pearls > His jewels.
Up to 12 Sigma Nu’s and I haven’t made their chapter minutes yet?! TSM.
-Kansas
Go for lucky number 13.
Smoked a cigarette outside my rivalry’s house. TSM
-Iowa
That’s what they get for calling you trashy!
Kicked out of mandated AA course. Celebrated at a local bar. TSM.
-Florida
Are your parents proud of you?
“Getting with his roommate, best friend and big”TSM
-Wyoming
So we have four guys, and one slut they all boned. Who’s the victor here sweetheart? Hint: Not you.
Nice Move245
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