Ten real TSM submissions and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

That akward moment when your fratslam asks for his boxers back. and he gets mad because you brought down another fratstars boxers from last week. TSM.

How could he get mad about that! Some guys are so sensitive.

Buying a strap on so I can get in on this “Bufallo” joke. TSM.

So then for my birthday, which was an all-girl’s pool party, I was like “Janis, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a lesbian.”

I’d make The Chili’s Guy my fratslam. TSM.

Honey, no. You know he doesn’t make a lot of money, right?

Okay geed, maybe I will get cancer from the tanning bed and die. But at least I’ll die pretty. TSM.

Here lies a Western Kentucky sorority girl. At least she was pretty.

Eating the salt out of the bottom of the bowl so that I can drink more. TSM.
-New York

I think there’s a way to drink more without looking like a scavenging peasant.

Was voted best ride in high school. TSM.

I don’t think they were talking about your car…

If I don’t like ‘em I one-night him. TSM.

What’s it like? Being a whore and all.

That moment when you realize that you really are paying for your friends. TSM
-North Carolina

Daddy got laid off? I’d be bitter too. Try FML if you’re looking for people you can relate to.

If he doesn’t know what he’s doing then lay him on his back and ride him. Get yours!!!! TSM.
-District of Columbia

Did you read that in Cosmo?

Sex will get you a sandwich but love leads to my baking. TSM.

Is a tray of cookies really worth the incessant nagging and “let’s just stay in and cuddle tonight” that comes to his mind when he hears the word “love”? Good luck with that ultimatum.

TSM Intern

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