It seems like spring break is so far away, yet everyone’s already talking about where to go. The consensus, as always, is overwhelmingly Cancun…and we want to help you get there. We know that SPRING BREAK ‘15 is an experience you absolutely cannot miss out on. You will literally regret it for the rest of your life if you don’t go, and that’s a promise. The FOMO is too much. It’s like all the wild hedonism you experience in college is somehow amped up. You MUST be a part of it, at least just to see how that’s possible. Besides, there will be a boy from a different school you will definitely fall in love with for exactly three and a half weeks after your trip is over. Or maybe you’ll consider having a threesome with him, but you won’t actually go through with it.
What TFM and TSM are offering you is an ALL-INCLUSIVE six-day, five-night spring break in Cancun, Mexico, with your best friends. For $1,150, you will stay in a room that sleeps four, and you’ll have access to all-you-can-eat and all-you-can-DRINK at 18 different bars for your whole trip. Your stay at the Oasis Hotel will be one you can’t remember, but won’t forget. There are 2,000 feet of white sand and blue water beaches, along with a 1,000-foot pool with daily ragers and swim-up bars. (That you don’t have to pay for, so splurge. Please. I beg you.)
You can book your trip for any week in March: March 3 to 8, March 10 to 15, March 17 to 22, or March 24 to 29. Prices are subject to rise as the date gets closer, so to ensure a spot at this price, all that’s required of you is a $200 deposit. You don’t need to settle the final balance until six weeks prior to your trip.
Did I mention you literally have five nights of open bars? Like, you don’t have to buy anything to pregame with, because you’re drinking for free. And then eating for free when you’re drunk and vodka tells you that you need food.
To book your trip, visit TFMSpringBreak.com.
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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