You guys, this is real. A Texas State employee is reporting KA to the school for two wildly inappropriate actions, both outlined here in her Facebook post.
Does this say what I think it says? This is the fraternity that harrassed and pretended to cock and reload at my husband. Texas State University
Posted by Lauren Goodley on Tuesday, January 19, 2016
The second offense is obvious, and there is no other logical conclusion to draw than this: in the middle of the night, the fraternity decided to come out to the world as members of the Ku Klux Klan, and their method of unveiling was by shittily spray-painting the letters “KKK” on their property right as rush begins. It’s impossible that perhaps, they were vandalized (a fact that was immediately confirmed to Grandex when reached for comment).
The first offense, however, is potentially even better:
“This is the fraternity that harrassed and pretended to cock and reload at my husband.”
Wait, they cocked (lol) and reloaded at your husband? They threatened to shoot him and we’re only now hearing about it? A concerned commenter dove in to ask if Goodley contacted the police, at which time she clarified:
They didn’t have a gun.
Okay, so they didn’t actually have a gun. They pretended to have a gun as your husband passed. Ma’am, I think what you’re describing is this action.
A finger pistol. A common greeting among America’s youth. I do it every time I pass someone in the hallway on my way to pee. But thank you for doing your part in stopping this terror and harassment. If the world needs more of anything, it’s Facebook vigilantes..
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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co
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