Never having to walk home during pledge season. TSM.

Actually being the best friends sitting next to each other in jail. TSTC.

Being able to tie his bow tie almost as fast as you can untie it. TSM.

Typing up an essay on your phone outside of the bar, and still getting an A. TSM.

Being told you’re not a “typical sorority girl” and feeling confused and offended, because you absolutely are. TSM.

Being thankful that your drunken alter-ego put a little drunk food aside for hangover breakfast. TSM.