Taking pictures with random girls in bar bathrooms like you’ve been friends for years. TSM.

Craft stores are my second home. TSM.

I can’t go to Target without seeing at least three of my sisters. TSM.

Directing PNM’s who ask “What is sorority life really like?” to the TSM app. TSM.

Beer is reserved for country concerts and frat parties. TSM.

Your boyfriend constantly having glitter on his face. TSM.

Thank you sober me for always putting out a full water bottle and makeup wipes for non sober me. TSM.

Are you even in a sorority if you don’t get crafting injuries like hot glue gun burns? TSM.

Being late to a party in your own home. TSTC.