You can’t regret what you don’t remember. TSM.

Having a rush crush before recruitment even starts. TSM.

*Buys new planner in hopes of getting life together.* TSM.

Picking out boys at the bar like puppies. “That one’s cute. I’ll take him home.” TSM.

Never just having *A* drink. TSM.

Looking cute any time you might be in someone’s Snapchat story that he might see. TSM.

Never mix vodka and emotions. TSM.

Bad dates are just recruitment practice. TSM.

Feeling pride in your ability to outdrink a guy. TSM.