Having a signature “drunk face” in all of your pictures. TSM.

“I only do that when I’m drunk.”
“Yeah, but when are you not drunk?” TSTC.

Addicted to the blonde life. TSM.

Having reached both Sephora VIB Rouge and Starbucks Gold Membership. TSM.

A few unexplained bruises after a night out is a sign of a good time. TSM.

I really enjoyed your story. I’m glad you’re not in jail. TSM.

I’m blonde on the inside, ya know? TSM.