Wearing black to chapter on Sunday to show that you are mourning the loss of your dignity. TSM.

Our house looks like we had a rager last night, but really, it was just seven white girls getting ready. TSM.

You don’t know sleep deprivation until you have big/little the same week as midterms. TSM.

We’re just wine drunk. It’s not really drunk. TSM.

“Oh, I only drink vodka and wine.”
“Really? I drink anything and everything” TSM.

Can I put “highly skilled at taking care of drunk girls” on my resume? TSM.

Bid Day may have come and gone, but recruitment is year-round. TSM.

Making faces at your friends on exec, because you know they can’t respond properly and you want to see them squirm. TSTC.

May your memories always be positive and your pregnancy tests always be negative. TSM.

Having something monogrammed on your person at all times. TSM.