Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.

If you liked it then you should have put a monogram on it. TSM.

Using a UTI as an excuse to drink more vodka cranberries. TSM.

Shut up and take shots with me. TSM.

“Most likely to get away with it.” TSM.

Having perfect Snapchat handwriting. TSM.

Hooking up, because your feet hurt, and it’s a further walk to your house than it is to his. TSTC.

Feeling like Helen of Troy is your kindred spirit when you’re hooking up with two guys in rival fraternities. TSM.