Skipping your first class of senior year because you’re hungover. TSTC.

Douche: “Hey”
Me: “New phone, I have your number but I lost my interest in talking to you.” TSM.

Naming levels of drunkness after infamous drunken actions. TSM.

Measuring your hangovers on the Richter scale. TSM.

Give me wine or give me *death.

*vodka. TSM.

My sorority is bae. TSM.