Pregaming your standards meeting. TSM.

On a scale from hungover at an 8am to formal, how cute are you getting? TSM.

I thrive on compliments and wine. TSM.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you were too drunk to remember it. TSM.

Considering putting on real clothes to be act of community service. TSM.

Talking about the recent graduates like they died, because you know a part of them did. TSM.

My favorite lip stain is wine. TSM.

Knowing you’re the best, simply because every other sorority targets you during Penny Wars. TSM.