Drunk texting on the Greek keyboard. TSM.

“She told me to send her a sisterhood moment for recruitment, but I can’t think of one that doesn’t involve alcohol.” TSM.

Not having money to buy groceries, but always coming up with enough cash for a new formal dress, cooler-making supplies, and alcohol. TSM.

What is sober? TSM.

Don’t whine about it. Wine about it. TSM.