Singing yourself to sleep with door songs. TSM.

Wine counts as a fruit, right? TSM.

Your Facebook feed being blown up by sisters professing how much they miss each other. TSM.

“Sorry about him. He left his manners back at the fraternity house.” TSM.

Using class time to write “snaps” for chapter. TSM.

Emergency big/little meetings in the bathroom of the bar. TSM.

“But it’s my birthday…” TSM.

My diet consists of looking at recipes on pinterest until I feel full. TSM.

Knowing the difference between a sorority girl and a girl in a sorority. TSM.